What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.