What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms