What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !