What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.