What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.