Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
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E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."