What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair