What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.