What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.