What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.