What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.