What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.