Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist