Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.