What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.