What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.