What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.