What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home