What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.