Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs