Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!