He wanted stable employment
She wanted a new website.
Attila the Bun.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They're both X-Men.
they get jobs
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.