What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...