What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA