What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow