What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow