What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!