What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.