Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.