Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"