Ese Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Who do patriotic latinos talk to?

You ese.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)