How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...