How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Ese Jokes More Ese Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.