How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...