How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...