Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !