Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !