Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !