What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.