What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.