What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"