What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.