What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.