What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "