A job application.
Dad jokes are punnier.
Greece doesn't have default settings!
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
He heard it was finger licking good.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Would you like fries with that "
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.