A job application.
Microphones!
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
The line at KFC.
Just put it on my bill"
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
Would you like fries with that "