What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.