What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

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How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."