What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Top notch.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier