It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
I pushed her
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost