What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!