What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!