What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog