What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.