What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Russell.

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m:bleeding Twice

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Because he couldn't see that well!

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.