What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog