What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog