What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam