What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Uranium Jokes More Uranium Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam