Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker
Time
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Babe, it's a valve!"
Because they can't count to
He got atomic ache.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.