What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"