Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they can't count to
Trinary
A Global Offensive.
Two at most.
Babe, it's a valve!"
I herd.
ISIS
He got atomic ache.
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Me too*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
One.
A chatterpillar
Shut up.
You break it up.
On the end of monsters fingers.
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
