Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Sorry Mate Jokes More Sorry Mate Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow