Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Whatsapp Jokes More Whatsapp Jokes

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Facebook?

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whose line is it anyway?

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!