Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Sorry Mate Jokes More Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.