Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.