How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.