How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol