How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.