Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is