Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright