What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.