What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban