What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"