What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)