What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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It pokes holes in condoms.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)