What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.