What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.