Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
M: Linda.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
A swallow
It pokes holes in condoms.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Parents.
Sorry mate.
A stunt ham.
Babe, it's a valve!"