What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"