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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)