What do you call a stork that doesn't b...

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow