What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.