What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow