What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.