Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Young Strawberry Jokes More Young Strawberry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.