Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.