Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.