What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.