What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.