What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!