What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries