What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.