What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.