What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: