What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.