What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".