How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !