How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Prawn Jokes More Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !