How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Prawn Jokes More Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.