How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Prawn Jokes More Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.