How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !