It cost an arm and a leg
Amputin
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
What has a foot but no legs?
Sparky
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
