How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.