How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.