How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.