Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.