Trail Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

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They take the psychopath.

Where do psychopaths shop?

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ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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A Golden Corral.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

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Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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It was important not to fall off the wagon.