What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.