They Leave a Trail of Tears
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It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
In the croakroom !
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
Because I threw a microwave at him
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
They turn off their Xbox.
One has cubs
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Crucified.
Their dancing can make it rain.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Unbearable
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'