What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono