What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono