What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction