What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono