Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.