Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.