Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!