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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.