Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.