Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz