Dead Beetle Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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In the spaghetto

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.