Dead Beetle Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"