What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese