What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum