What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese