What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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You pop up all night.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.