Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !