Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal