Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.