Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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To be on the safe side!

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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There were many knights.

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Because it's not stroganoff.

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Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!