What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.