What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin