Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.