Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.