Shelter Jokes

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.