What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.