What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.