What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.