What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.