What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!