What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!