What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!