What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?